if you're going to get wet...

you may as well go swimming. As Fudgebumpkin is fond of reminding us. The origin (as we know it) of this ingenious phrase is Nigella Lawson's 'Feast'. Which reminds me, I'm waiting for my splatcooking.com parcel! Gosh I don't know how I'm getting any revision done amongst all this excitement. Just bought three revision textbooks and am feeling very worthy, although the actual act of opening the textbooks and studying would be a far superior accomplishment.